the most important part of your otakon preparation

…is to peruse the personals on the Baltimore section of craigslist.

otakon – m4w – 22

hey im lookigforsome fun doing otakon would love to hook up with a cute girl im young in shape black well groomed have 8 inch cock so let me kno if your interested

Or perhaps you’re in the mood for some degrading trans* fetishism?

Otakon nsa fun! – m4t – 27 (inner harbor)

Every year I see lots of very nice traps at the con and always fantasize about getting head pr being fucked by one.

I’m straight have a girlfriend but would love to do this during the weekend. Maybe meet at one of the restrooms at the con or our hotel?

I’m tall attractive, white, disease and drug free. Send pic and you will her mine!

Hope to hear from you!😉

Any lolis out there looking to become a statistic?

Otakon Weekend – m4w – 40 (Baltimore)

Going to be in town July 26th thru the 29th for Otakon in downtown Baltimore’s inner harbor. Looking for a hook up with a lady, either locally or someone attending the con. I don’t
hit on anyone at the con cause being 40, I tend to be a bit to old for most of those going. *shrugs* but I know being out of town for a week I’m going to be super horny!

Email for details and interest🙂

Take a number and get in line, gentlemen!

otakon visitors who click this link . . – 48 (inner harbor)

are entitled to receive a free “Welcome to Otakon 2012” blowjob!

Your blowjob will be delivered directly to your hotel room by a nice looking, dd-free white guy
who will drop to his knees for you.

Please reply to this ad with your stats and location, and delivery of your blowjob will be arranged.

…and if you hadn’t guessed, there are as of this posting exactly zero w4m requests.

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7 Responses to the most important part of your otakon preparation

  1. Vampt Vo says:

    If I order with Amazon Prime do I get free shipping on my Welcome to Otakon 2012 Blowjob?

    • jpmeyer says:

      Even better: it will be hand-delivered to you.

    • micchan says:

      1) OH SNAP!
      2) So,um,haha,won’t it be so stupid if someone answered? Like, so funny! Where were these posted excatly? Jk! But really, where?
      3) I kinda wonder how the creative process went. Were the a few drafts, rough copies polished to perfection? Or was it all a stream of consciousness thing, Hunter S. Thompson style?

  2. Di Gi Kazune says:

    Otakon turns into Lolikon. News at 9.

  3. kakoishii says:

    who has the energy for Otakon? I will be spending my weekend an hour away from the festivities consumed with work.

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