Yea so is Kishimoto just taking his plot out of fan theories? I had a funny feeling ever since they revealed that the 4th Hokage was Naruto’s dad but this pretty much confirms it.
Now all we need is for TenTen to be the last boss. 
In case you haven’t kept up with Naruto, nothing is happening except that they’ve been trying to keep Naruto in the dark for the last like 40 chapters or something. I think except for Itachi & Pain most of the undeads have been laid to rest and Sakura kicked some serious ass this week. Still waiting for something worthwhile to blog about to happen though
If you went to Uniqlo and bought a Naruto Tshirt (I was too lazy) you got some free DVD thing that showed spoilers for future content of the manga!
What is the best way to elongate an already endless manga?
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That’s right bring back every single dead character of Naruto to life using plot no Kabuto’s magic zombie Jutsu.
Scenario:
Shounen Jump, “So Kishimoto-sensei, you’re slated for another year of Naruto…you got some plans?”
Kishimoto “Eh? But I was just wrapping up the manga to have a final fight between Naruto and Sasu….”
Shounen Jump, “KISHIMOTO SENSEI YO. I said, ANOTHER YEAR of NARUTO.”
Kishimoto “Yes sir….;_;”
“I guess time to bring back the good old days..” Kishimoto Masashi thought as he began drafting for his next chapter….
So while Kabutomaru is reviving dead Akatsuki members and attacking the island where Naruto & Co. are, our hero(?) himself is busy learning about armadillo penises. Just another week in the Naruto mangaverse. 
Aww ;_;
Damnit, why is it when there’s totally pairing canonization in Naruto, it happens after the character is already dead T_T I was annoyed with Sasugay before, but now Madara’s pissing me off. I haven’t been blogging anything about Naruto lately because every chapter is Madara being over 9000. Seriously I mean if Naruto defeats Madara that basically makes Naruto stronger than Jiraya, his pupils, Tsunade, Minato and like everyone. I hope he at least maybe joins forces with Sausage when that moron (hopefully) opens his eyes
;_;
Aw man, the Naruto past arc finally ends here how sad. I really liked the past with Kushina and Minato. Man all the best characters in the manga die and all the stupid ones survive *coughSaucegay*
I haven’t posted anything about Naruto because it’s actually been interesting. Interesting Naruto = no reason to troll post It’s like this is what we want to see! We want to see the deal with his parents, the deal with why the 9-tails suddenly attacked and how this whole war started. This is what Naruto should be about. It shouldn’t be about Sasuke being an emofag, Kabutomaru showing up and then disappearing, random chars being introduced and killed off or Naruto’s training session #9001.
I don’t get why Naruto was born with neatly placed “whiskers” though. I mean I thought they appeared because he got the 9-tails implanted into himself…rather than because he was jut born that way 
