japanese porno cartoon video game review: katawa shoujo

Hmm, how to put this…

after about 20 minutes so far, i have to say that liked katawa shoujo better when it was called deus ex human revolution—
  (@jpmeyer) January 27, 2012

Nah, that’s not quite it.

the “best” anime of 2011

THE “AWARDS” WHERE I JUST MAKE FUN OF STUFF:

“Best” DUDE YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING ‘JAPANIMATION’! IT’S NOT KID’S STUFF LIKE DISNEY CARTOONS!: those terrible Marvel anime

Seriously, Tiger and Bunny did everything that these wanted to do a million times better.

My comments are in green. (Hinano)

what i was (not) forced to watch this week #26: macross 7

I had originally planned to watch Macross 7 first when I was starting this whole let’s-finish-off-Macross stretch last month. It was the longest one, so I wanted to plow through it and stop procrastinating. Unfortunately, I’d watch a few episodes and after facepalming repeatedly while my ears bled from the ninth time hearing Planet Dance in that episode, I’d give up and watch one of the other Macross anime. Repeat this for a month.

the spring 2011 drama “preview”

Here’s the “breakdown” of the 24 various and manifold dramas that will be airing this Spring:

Naruto Ch. 498

First they make Naruto want Sasuke’s sweet hole and now they give him the oedipus complex??

what i was forced to watch this week #59: sonic x

For an anime named “Sonic X”, you would assume that it would be about Sonic the Hedgehog. You have assumed poorly. Not in the sense that “Sonic X” could also be say, the name of a D-grade sci-fi OVA from 1987, but rather than it takes every opportunity possible to sideline Sonic and make the story about well, anyone else. Then again, it’s also not like Sonic himself is really that interesting in this show. I mean seriously, how hard do you have to screw up to take the fun out of a snarky speedster hedgehog?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SONIC DON'T GO EVEN THOUGH THIS SHOW ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU ANYWAY NOOOOOOOOOOO!

bakuman: girls are stupid poopieheads and worst of all, they ruin our boys-only shounen manga clubhouse

When I first started reading Bakuman, I was amazed by how amazingly, blatantly sexist it was. I’m not even talking subtext here. I’m talking about stuff like Takagi explicitly talking about how smart girls are actually stupid because they forget how everyone hates smart girls, and that if they were really smart they’d purposely act stupid so that boys would like them more. Yes, he really says that.

ugh, stupid moms, stupid girls, stupid bitches, stupid bonerkilling feminazis, and worst of all stupid women that contaminating the purity of our manly manga!

what i was forced to watch this week #38: kamisama kazoku

The lead in Kamisama Kazoku is played by Daisuke Kishio. Dude is totally in every otome game ever. Suffice to say, this is a show about wholesome boys holding hands with demure maidens. And not just any demure maidens, of course, but the ones that are so demure that the thought of hand-holding causes them to blush uncontrollably because kyaaaaaaaaaah I shouldn’t think about that it’s going too far but kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I want to so badly no I musn’t! But in case you still can’t quite understand what kind of show Kamisama Kazoku is:

now you can understand why this show got burned