horizon in the middle of nowhere episode 6 was bad and you should feel bad

Well, I too got recruited to watch and write about a random episode of Horizon. I accidentally watched episode 5 by accident since I just went and watched the most recent episode on the date it was supposed to have aired without realizing that the Olympics had pushed it back a few days. So I am actually doing double duty and talking about both episode 5 and my assigned episode, episode 6. This also meant that I ended up with a little more background than I expected to have. Previously, my online background was the very first episode (which I promptly forgot everything from except that it had an incredibly exposition dump over the end credits to barely scratch the surface of the premise), and a few glances at Wikipedia and TV Tropes solely to say “lolololol this is nonsense lolololol.”

nobody cares

the most important part of your otakon preparation

…is to peruse the personals on the Baltimore section of craigslist.

otakon – m4w – 22

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what i was (not) forced to watch this week #26: macross 7

I had originally planned to watch Macross 7 first when I was starting this whole let’s-finish-off-Macross stretch last month. It was the longest one, so I wanted to plow through it and stop procrastinating. Unfortunately, I’d watch a few episodes and after facepalming repeatedly while my ears bled from the ninth time hearing Planet Dance in that episode, I’d give up and watch one of the other Macross anime. Repeat this for a month.

Generation Search

So I went to this website a twitter friend posted and put my age in…

emofag.

Starry Sky – 06

"no one understands mah pain!"

God this was one of the worst episodes ever. It was not only about Tsukiko randomly emoing about something or other but then they wasted time with flashbacks to Yoh’s episode SIGH.  Starry Sky in Spring just cannot redeem itself. I expected Suzuya’s episode to be just as lame unless they add in jokes where he was sewing underpants for Tsukiko and Kanata ﾌﾟｯ(※థэథ)∵.*.∵ Otherwise poor Kanata, his episode was wasted. I hope Kazuki’s hair doesn’t look too terrible next week. I want to open my mail with it sometimes..

Naruto Ch. 515

What is the best way to elongate an already endless manga?

facepalm.jpg

That’s right bring back every single dead character of Naruto to life using plot no Kabuto’s magic zombie Jutsu.

Scenario:
Shounen Jump, “So Kishimoto-sensei, you’re slated for another year of Naruto…you got some plans?”
Kishimoto “Eh? But I was just wrapping up the manga to have a final fight between Naruto and Sasu….”
Shounen Jump, “KISHIMOTO SENSEI YO. I said, ANOTHER YEAR of NARUTO.”
Kishimoto “Yes sir….;_;”
“I guess time to bring back the good old days..” Kishimoto Masashi thought as he began drafting for his next chapter….

what i was (not) forced to watch this week #5: apocalypse zero

Aaaaaaand we’re back to the crap. Along with watching anime that I actually want to watch, I’ve been going through the worst anime on MAL hoping to find any that are either not bad but actually awesome (like Mad Bull 34) or so transcendently awful that they become almost surreal (like Garzey’s Wing.) Unfortunately, Apocalypse Zero is neither of those.

what i was forced to watch this week #68: magical girl pretty sammy

I would’ve watched this back when I plowed through all the Tenchi stuff a year ago, but a bunch of the CDs had died and it took me a while to find the missing episodes somewhere else. I wish I had gotten it out of the way back then. It was AWFUL. The whole time, I basically kept saying to myself “wtf is this shit?” Seriously, everything was just…there. I had no idea what was going on or why it was there.