Itsuka Tenma no Kuro Usagi is the dumbest show ever

But I’m watching it ironically.

ok fine I'm watching it for this ww

This is like the most 中二病　anime ever. You got the male lead whose name is KUROGANE TAITO, and his rival is KURENAI GEKKOU who has an evil twin brother out to destroy the world whose name is KURENAI HINATA. Hinata is SO BADASS that he wanted ALL THE POWER EVER so he KILLED THEIR PARENTS and now KURENAI GEKKOU is out to take REVENGE with the help of his LOLI SIDEKICK who then transforms into PIKACHU when he KISSES HER (on the forehead.) On top of this our hero is SO BADASS he can die up to 6 times and be revived instantly (これはゾンビですか？) because of the POWER OF LOVE from HIS OWN LOLI SIDEKICK LOVER. Taito also then joins the STUDENT COUNCIL where he continues being Gekkou’s bitchslave アッー！ But because he has not given enough LOVE to his LOLI and also accepted home made bentou from his CHILDHOOD FRIEND [who also happens to be an EVIL MONSTER DEEP INSIDE that will join forces KURENAI HINATA TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!1one]…his loli LOVER gets JEALOUS and gets posessed by a RED SLIMY TENTACLE MONSTER which then turns her into a giant WHORE who proceeds to STRIP OFF HER CLOTHES and hump the main guy’s leg. The only way he can solve this problem is of course to proclaim that she’s the only one for him, and everything is resolved with a KISS♥.

…….and that was only the first 5 episodes. So anyway if you miss those really fucking terrible sci-fi shows from the late 90s, I recommend giving this a shot. :lol:

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12 thoughts on “Itsuka Tenma no Kuro Usagi is the dumbest show ever”

  9. Holy fuck was your post supposed to be that colourful? Is that what Kuro Usagi is like? You should’ve at least colour coded things, so that names are blue, random things are red, loli/kiss are yellow, and whore/strip is pink. Then even a person who can’t read could understand the tone of your post as long as they’ve read this comment that informs them which is which, but they can’t read.

    Also lolis.

  10. I keep expecting Himea to pull out some awesome ‘kill everyone’ magic after all the smack talking she did back in eps 1-2, but I’m always disappointed. Anyway, psycho loli is win, even if she never really commits on the psycho part. Someone who says “I’ll have to kill all the other girls in the world so he’ll only look at me” needs to go choke a few bitches or SOMETHING. Cmon, don’t leave me hanging~

  11. I watched this while waiting for friends on my PSP. Man, almost raging in public. Dumbest show ever. The electric pikachu’s loli voice, I have never wanted to beat a female character as bad as this one and I can tolerate a lot. Himea, ffffffffff – worst female protag ever too. WTF, I rage so much. She’s so immature, oh I’ve been waiting forever, PITY ME. TAITO, TAITO, TAITO, PAY ATTENTION TO ME. TAITO FUCK ME OR I’LL DIE. asdsgdgdfgfd *smacks her*
    I only watch for Gekkou and JunFuku Hinata. The twins are the only reason I watch. A show is shit when I can’t find anything redeeming in the girls and the guys are the reason to watch. I think this may be a first, or second. I’ve lost track. Bah. And I think I’ve only seen up to episode 4. Ffffffffffffffffff. Why can’t Taito just die already?
    Also Himea replacing him to “protect” her when she created that other dude to “protect” her in the first place. YOU SELFISH BITCH. TAITO CAN’T DO SHIT. EXCEPT STAND THERE, OR RUN FORWARD, AND JUST DIE. IT’S LIKE CAN’T YOU AT LEAST DODGE PROJECTILES THAT AIM FOR YOUR VITALS AND AT LEAST SURVIVE OFF HITS THAT EVERYONE ELSE CAN SURVIVE ON? OVERUSE ON THE “OHOHO CAN’T DIE”. Bloody annoying. Shittest show ever, yet somehow still watching /endrant

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