I knew only two things about Gakuen Heaven before watching it: it takes place at “BL Academy” and it features many shots of men’s crotches. This post will focus on the latter.
In conclusion, here is a picture of a cat eating shampoo:
Would I watch it even if I weren’t forced? Fun fact: “subtext” is an anagram of “buttsex”.
行かないで！(´Д`*)
That reminds me: the first sentence of the show is “IKANAIDE, ONII-CHAN!”
>_< Gakuen Heaven is such a big bl-title..
omg. XD i lol’ed so hard after seeing the pictures and randomly a cat eating shampoo. xDDD
Crotching Subtext, Hidden Buttsecks wwwww
Oh god my nutbladder
Well at least the junk shots don’t seem to cover more than a quarter of the screen at any given close-up
Yeah, this is why I have issues with yaoi/yuri: Too much forced subtext.
this show was so disappointing i was sorry i watched it…
>>Oh god my vagbladder
Oh god my skene’s gland?
This too was a good anime. But i never noticed all those crotches shots.
You think this is bad? Just check out the game. Crap-o-ramma. The whole franchise is so shallow and unrealistic, it’s not even real BL for me – if there’s no “society hates homos” angst, how is this different then watching regular Shoujo? it’s even more crappy, stereotypical and gotta-stick-my-finger-down-my-throat-cuz-this-makes-me-sick-ish (And this comes from an ENZAI fangirl, so I KNOW what sick is! God, I love enzai.).
The guys on the show\game are either girls with a dick or a otome-fantasy-self-insert guys. And what do we think of these sorta “men”? DO NOT WANT.
rofl yaoi fangirl rage!!! xDD
I’ll give Gakuen Heaven some credit, though – the first two minutes or so of each episode with the suggestive dialogue and little shown of the screen was hilarious every time… although ultimately fairly disappointing for a BL fiend like me, since it was always just something innocent like trying to replace a lightbulb or finding someone’s glasses.
My roommate bend over trying to reach a light bulb that slipped out of his hand. As a good friend I rushed to help him, but I slipped on a banana peel, and accidentally, part of my body entered his body. At that time, member of School’s Moral Committee arrived. That is all I have to say, thank you. XD
Oh I forgot to say, that while doing that our clothes accidentally fell off. ^_-
Abi
^Hey, if people can fall on each other lips in american shows, why can’t people fall on each others dicks in japanese ones? It makes sense in oh so many ways.
btw if you think that’s yaoi-fangirl-rage, you didn’t see girls getting annoyed by the “fooled you into thinking this is BL” thing that went on with kyou kara maou.
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