Naruto Shippuuden Movie 5: BONDS

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The only thing that bonded in this movie was the combination of DBZ, Strike Witches and dirty old men. I could have made so many stupid comics about this movie, but I’m trying to keep it at one per item :lol: I know there was a “Naruto & Sakura” scene and Hinata and Naruto had like no scenes or w/e but it was all overshadowed by how FUCKING STUPID the entire movie was. Come on chakra doesn’t fucking power massive battle ships and multiple flying stone buildings! :shock:

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30 thoughts on “Naruto Shippuuden Movie 5: BONDS”

  1. Like the writing was like the Family Guy episode of South Park where it felt like they just picked a dozen things at random and tossed them into a Naruto episode. I mean seriously, fucking battleships and strike units and shit? Or the guy that makes a laser with his chakra? Or the character designs for the old guy?

    Or,

    “ROFLROFLROFL NARUTO KIZUNA IS THE FUCKING LULZ ROFLROFLROFL STRIKE WITCHES NINJAS AND SHIT LOLOLOLOL (and i’m only 10 minutes in!)”

  2. The two of you should do comedy.

    You lost me at “Hinata and Naruto had like no scenes.” I mean what else is there to watch for? Deep thoughtful plot? Character development? Tentacles?

    I’m gonna re-watch Tactics.

  4. ROFLROFLROFL NARUTO KIZUNA IS THE FUCKING LULZ ROFLROFLROFL STRIKE WITCHES NINJAS AND SHIT LOLOLOLOL (and i’m only 10 minutes in!) #swineflu

    I fixed this for you.

  9. Movie number 5?! They made another one?! 0_o

    Ah well, not gonna watch after seeing what Naruto’s wearing.

  14. One more reason to justify my decision to ignore the Naruto anime even though I follow the manga.

    Speaking of Naruto manga, what happened to the Naruto chapter posts around here? Those were always good for a laugh or two lol. Hmmm… I suppose it’s a little too boring right now with Nagato reciting his memoir.

  15. I suppose it’s a little too boring right now with Nagato reciting his memoir.

    Yea basically, I feel redundant going “NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MY PAINNN (except naruto)” every week. I’ll post once something interesting starts happening again

  16. The movies are just really long filler so what were you expecting :P

    Nagato’s emo is emo.

    My dog died therefore the world must suffer!

  21. Thank you! That was ALL I was thinking while I was watching. Did anything good happen? I only made it the first half hour.

  22. depends on what you consider good? I mean if you’re into old burly men powering up then throwing tentacles @ Naruto & Sasuke, then it was absolutely FABULOUS

  23. It was pretty pointless. The old man had no back story and hinata was forgotten about. it was ok i guess

  24. Wait, they were throwing tentacles at NARUTO and SASUKE?

    These must be the same people who decided to make Hinata stacked, and then covered her in a heavy coat all the time.

  26. If stupidity makes you laugh then there were plenty of them. I stopped expecting anything good from Naruto movies a long time ago, this one was no different.

  27. ooo….スクール水着ｗ
    ぜひナルトをハリウッドで映画化希望！

    カーボウイビバップがハリウッドで映画化するみたいですね。期待してますｗ

    ※いやぁ～パソコン壊れましたよ。※
    手痛い出費。

  28. その映画みたくねえっww
    だってドラゴンボールは最悪な映画でしたと聞いたんだw

    それよりおかえり!!
    大変そうですねパソコンのこと。 :(

  29. I thought this was the most pointless movie ever. It started off quite well until the part where they revealed the good doctor to be evil and that he turned Super Saiyan.

    And it’s kinda funny how Sasuke came and go while Naruto and Hinata acted as if it’s normal to meet him while out doing missions.

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