So remember this post? Well I have a little addition I’d like to talk about briefly. As you all know we were in Disneyworld, Florida this past week. One of the days of course we went to Epcot Center, and what day in Epcot Center is complete without a visit to all the various “countries” there. So let me jump to the point: Japan “land” consists of 3 restaurants (2 are in 1 building) and 1 fairly large gift shop. That’s it. Now that you are aware of this fact I would like to know why some fucking idiot weeaboo dresses up as Vash the Stampede just to cosplay in a fucking gift shop in DISNEYWORLD.
Yes that’s right, some idiot weeaboo was dressed up in big ol bright red coat walking through the GIFT SHOP in DISNEYWORLD. Since there is no actual public bathroom in Japan land @ Epcot, this mean that he either walked the ENTIRE DAY in a BIG RED SUIT in DISNEYWORLD to get to a GIFT SHOP or he changed in a bathroom at Morocco to make sure he can cosplay VASH THE STAMPEDE in a JAPANESE SOUVENIER SHOP.
I wasn’t sure if he was there with anyone and I couldn’t get a good look at him since we were in a crowded GIFT SHOP to tell if he was some stupid teenager. But let’s analyze the situation. He is cosplaying a character from TRIGUN which came out a fairly long time ago. This means that he would have had to be a somewhat seasoned anime fan who knows what cosplay is and knows how cosplay works, and that he knows about an anime character that at this point in a time a lot of people probably don’t. I mean I know back in the day at anime cons we’d have like 300 Vash the Stampedes but nowdays you’ll be lucky if you find more than 2. So this moron who should be well aware where and when to cosplay, walks into a gift shop that is run by Japanese people, with the complete ignorance to the fact that they are all laughing their asses off at him behind his back.
In addition it was at least 80 degrees Fahrenheit MINIMUM every day that we went to a park so this doofus is walking around frying like a BBQ chicken just so he can make an ass of himself at a fucking GIFT SHOP. What’s wrong son? Is Anime Expo and Otakon not enough for you? Or is there no local Kinokuniya for you to come into cosplay to? Or do you want to attract the attention of the Japanese people who will think you are “cool” for walking into their gift shop looking like a fucking idiot?
Next time, stick to wearing the stupid mouse ears.
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