This image accurately depicts the premise of this series.

If you combined Sekirei and Rurouni Kenshin, you would get Asu no Yoichi. The story is simple. A samurai shota is raised in the mountains and he’s so strong that his dad kicks him out of the house to go live with 4 stereotypical females with big boobs (save for the loli). We have the lead female which I’ll coin as Miss Big Tits since I don’t remember what her name was other than onee-chan~! She’s obviously had that “moment in the light” and the flag was raised for her & Yoichi (assuming it’s not a typical harem ending – which as of now seems likely sad to say.) Then we have a tsundere who upon meeting our faithful hero ends up meeting him in a changing room of a clothing store. Next we have the manga otaku who also draws manga and is probably a fujoushi. But of course everyone’s gonna think she’s awesome because as seen above, she has huge boobs, megane and she’s voiced by Tamura Yukari. Finally we have the loli, who is actually 10 years old but acts like she’s 4. I mean the little shit still asks her older sister to “take her to the bathroom” and then gets lost in a mall. Seriously grow the fuck up. It’s not moe and you’re fucking retarded.

At least Yoichi doesn’t “run away crying” or “grab until he’s punched into a wall” when he is in the situation above. He still has that samurai integrity but I don’t know how far that will last. Also I feel like I’m watching Encino Man meets Kage Kara Mamoru. Will give it another few eps to see how much of this I can stand.

JP’s Thoughts:
First off, you mean “Ibuki” not “Miss Big Tits”, and by “meeting him in a changing room of a clothing store” you mean “is about to get RAEPED by him in a changing room of a clothing store”. And yeah, that loli thing was hella weird. I mean, Nanoha or Card Captor Sakura or the Kodamo no Jikan cast don’t go around shitting their pants. That loli even looked like she was 4. I do have to say that so far, Yoichi is pretty far over on the “useful” end of the “useful/useless harem lead” continuum. He can find older sisters for lolis (BY THEIR BOOB SIZE LOLOLOLOLOL), make ziplines, swordfight, and escape from the police. The escaping from police thing will come in handy if he keeps up his RAEP habit.

Finally, with regards to the screencap, JURUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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