If only the exchange rate was still 165 yen to a dollar instead of 91!

White Album is the shittiest shit that was ever shat out of a butt. I almost thought SHAFT was behind this garbage until I realized that there weren’t enough photoshop filters to justify their stupidity. I then found out that some company called Seven Buttpirates  (ARRRCs) was behind this and they also did some sailormoon rip off anime as well as an awesome show about elephant wangs. Unfortunately this show wasn’t as awesome and actually watching it on my big screen TV gave me a major headache so I guess I won’t try that anymore. What’s this show about? I think it’s about some kind of pop idols but as usual pop idols get treated like shit because all women are jealous bitches who just wanna kill each other to make themselves look good. I mean if I wanted to watch a terrible idol anime, I woulda actually gotten beyond episode 1 of this monstrocity. In other words, thanks but I’m not a Hirano Aya fanboy or a hard core Leaf fanboy to justify watching (or giving a damn) about this anime. Next please!

JP’s Thoughts:

1) Repeating butt comment, etc. and would like to point out that if you like it, then that means you like shit. I spent most of this episode making tea and slicing cake in order to avoid having to watch any more.
2) As per #1, I wish that I could rename this anime using some sort of poo-related nomenclature. Oh wait, I have it: Shite Album.
3) I could’ve sworn I read someone say something about how if an anime has a decent Nana Mizuki OP, the show will suck. See #1.
4) There’s a scene where the main dude is using one of those big pay phones, and the framing reminded us of Evangelion for some reason. This made me lol because I remembered how Eva takes place in THE FUTURE but people still used pay phones (with videoscreens? I forget). Someone missed that prediction!
5) This anime tried way too hard to feel like the mid-90’s when the game came out.